The seventy-something year old gentleman married a twenty year old beauty. A month after the wedding, he took her to see the doctor. "She ain't pregnant yet, Doc! Could you check her out?"

After examining the bride, the doctor announced that he could find nothing wrong with her. He jokingly suggested that the couple take in a boarder. Perhaps some help was in order.

Another month later they were back in the doctor's office. Sure enough, the test showed her to be expecting.

"Taking in that boarder must've helped," said the bridegroom. Before the doctor could think of something to say the oldster added, "Trouble is, this boarder, we think she's pregnant too."

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