Hell

A British, an American and a Cuban died and all went to hell

The British said:
I miss England;
I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there....
He called and talked for about 5 minutes...
Then he said: well, devil
how much do I owe you for the phone call?

The devil goes five million dollars...

Five million dollars!!!

He made him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair....

The American was so jealous, he starts screaming, me too I want to call the United States , I want to see how everybody is doing Too....

He called! And talked for about 10 minutes, and then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you! For the phone call?

The devil goes ten million dollars...

Ten million dollars!!!!! ! He made him a cheque and went to sit back on his Chair...

The Cuban was extremely jealous too...
He starts screaming and Screaming, I want to call Cuba too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too, I wanna talk to everybody...

He called Cuba and he talked for about twenty hours, He was talking and talking and talking

Then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call?

The devil goes: One dollar...

ONLY ONE DOLLAR?!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !

The devil goes: yes, well...
From hell to hell, it's local !!!!