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St Peter came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We have some Cubans up here who are causing problems. My flute is missing, mojo sauce is all over their robes, they are making guayaberas from their robes, they have domino tables in the cafeteria, and they're wearing baseball caps instead of their halos. They refuse to stop making Cuban coffee on the heaven's stairs, and some of them are walking around with just one wing."

The Lord said, "Cubans are Cubans, Peter. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil".

The Devil answered the phone "Hello? Damn, hold on a minute". The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?"

Peter replied "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there".

The Devil said "Hold on again. I need to check on something".

After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said "I'm back. Now what was the question?"

Peter said "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on".

This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Peter, I can't talk right now. Those damn Cubans have put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning"


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